By Courtney Eathorne December 19th, 2012. While a planet prone to colorful imagination bends its knees and braces for the landing of the end, is it possible that Blue Ivy Carter, heir to the Beyoncé and Jay-Z throne, is preparing for her world takeover? Blue Ivy spelled backwards, Eulb Yvi, claims the rumored translation of Lucifer’s Daughter. As the highly anticipated end of the world according to the Mayan calendar draws near, this “devil child” could become the new leader of the New World Order, or the Illuminati, a group of world leaders, entertainers and influential folk that will inherit the Earth come this very Friday. Beyoncé, Jay-Z, the Queen of England, the Pope, John Gosselin: these are only a few members of the Illuminati that have plans to reduce the world population from 7 billion to approximately 2 billion in just two days. The New World Order has been an established part of society for generations dating back to the Free Masons of the American Revolution, and now their time has come. The day after tomorrow The New World Order will begin a mass genocide at the airport in the city of Denver, Colorado. Don’t believe me? Take a look at the distinctly swastika-shaped runways or the serrated-edge roof, literally stabbing the peaceful Colorado skies. Inside the airport things get even heebie-jeebi-er. Murals featuring white-supremacist efforts line the walls. One particularly frightening display shows a giant storm-trooper slaying a white dove, a universal sign of peace. Another mural centers on an Aryan boy collecting the weapons of the rest of the world’s children. By far the most off-setting component of the Denver Airport is the underground system of concrete tunnels. There is no practical use for the tunnels and yet they still exist. These tunnels feature a system of overhead sprinklers that have never been filled with water and more importantly, have no irrigation needs. It is believed that these tunnels will become the site of the mass population control of the New World Order. Many big-name members of the Illuminati, such as the Queen of England, have recently purchased property close to the Denver site. Has the mysterious end of the world according to the Mayans been hiding in plain sight?
*The preceding information is only one opinion of conspiracy and its theorist would prefer not to be told “I told you so,” come December 22nd, 2012.